I’m starting to feel like we’re going through the Twelve Days of Christmas, but there are no pear trees in this story. (Or are there?)

6. Blueberries are blueberries.

Some things are just better in Maine, as Sean finds out when he makes the mistake of ordering a purported blueberry muffin at a certain chain coffee shop. Who can blame him? When you’ve had the real thing, accept no substitutes.